Eye Redness Reliever - Take any brand that "takes the redness out" of the eye, and dab a bit onto a cotton swab. Hold it on the pimple for about a minute. These products take away from the pimple, rendering it colorless and invisible. I would suggest that you apply a little extra foundation or concealer in the general area of of the pimple.
Big Under Eye Circles - Apply a concealer a least a half shade lighter than your skin tone. Use it after applying your foundation. Mix a bit of blue eye shadow with moisturizer. Follow with foundation
You Don't Have Time For Botox - Beat one egg white until frothy. Apply mixture to face and neck, and allow to dry. Rinse gently. Moisturize and apply your foundation.
Chapped Lips - Wet down lips with petroleum jelly. Remove flakiness with a toothbrush
You've Left Your Makeup Pencils in High Heat, and They've Become Mushy - Put them in a plastic bag and place in the freezer for an hour (it works!)